There is something powerfully satisfying in being given a cart of book, a stamp that reads "DISCARD," and a pad of red ink, and told to go at it ( Read more... )

There are so many things I wish I could say, not even to you - to someone, just anyone. About everyone.

I saw a picture of you through my computer screen, and you were smiling - carefully smiling. Something about it was so forced yet so authentic. A cautious smile, I guess. I saw that smile on your face and felt something break open inside of me. I ( Read more... )

[13:53] chivalress: you lived in Arizona?
[13:53] apropos hello: sure did
[13:53] chivalress: I had no idea
[13:53] apropos hello: for six months
[13:53] apropos hello: when I was 3
[13:53] apropos hello: It was an adventure
[13:53] chivalress: do you rememebr it
[13:53] apropos hello: I nearly drowned in our apt complex's pool
[13:53] apropos hello: and ( Read more... )

Me: my internship is ridic
Me: Toni says, "Answer these questions and pretend it's Alexander Hamilton," so I answer those questions pretending I'm Alexander Hamilton. Toni says, "Look this up on the internet," so I look it up on the internet. Toni says, "Julia, eat this cream puff." So I eat the cream puff.
Amy: POEM

So, there you have it. The cream ( Read more... )

It's true.

At least this disaster of a haircut only cost me $5 (plus tip).

Tonight, I am going to a party.

EVERYONE THINKS I AM A SECRETARY.
What the fuck.

Annoying.