Yes folks, contrary to popular belief, I am still alive. *pauses of cheers of joy* Okay, so where should I begin? I guess the big stuff is always as good a place as any, so
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Oh, Justin, I do love and miss you. This update literally tickled the shit out of me. (The laptop does make it into the bathroom with me for the morning news update, ya know... And so...laughing...really hard...on the shitter...yougettheideablahblahblah...) I'm going to have to call you soon. Very soon.
The feeling is mutual brother. I love and miss all of my friends. I spend a lot of my thinking about the days of old. It always brings a smile to my face. Anyway, I was glad that I could bring some joy to your day...and assist you in your morning constitution. I'll be waiting for your phonecall. Peace brother.
I should call you soon. I miss hanging out with you!
And this update tickled me. I find it rather endearing that you don't realize that you are indeed a good looking man. :)
Just stay far, far away from the "hey-I-killed-your-daughter's-rabbit-and-put-it-in-a-pot-to-boil-now-do-you-love-me psycho", okay? I have nothing I can wear to a funeral and I'd be mad at you for getting killed anyway. ;)
You should call me. I miss talking and hanging out with all of my E'ville friends. I need to make my way up there for something other than work for a change.
I'm glad that I could make you laugh. I know that your mother makes life unbearable at times and I'm glad I could give a brief reprieve. I wish that I could say that it is humility that makes me believe that I am not very attractive, but I know it is my self-esteem. I'm working on it though.
I'll stay away from dangerous psycho, though if I didn't and were to die, you're not to worry about what to wear at my untimely funeral, as it would be a nudist affair. :)
Well, now that I have a shiny new phone that has a battery that actually, you know, holds a god damned charge, I'll call often. :D Also, I have texting again! So I ca text you as well! :D
She does make my life unbearable. Luckily, my daughter, Mike and all of my most excellent friends make it quite bearable. I love you for that more than I can express. *HUG!*
I wish you all the best on your endeavors to work on yourself. I know how hard it is to change a lifetime of thinking and respect you immensely for realizing that you need to change some things and then wokring at it. As you know, you always have my full support.
Aw, damn it man! Can I at least wear a sheet toga so as not to blind people with my glaringly white ass? ;)
As far as the "how can I believe I am a physically attractive person" dilemma, my suggestion is to create a persona that is basically your inner egomaniac. Works for me anyway. I use it at the bar and push it to the back burner in the real world. At this point, I'm so adept at flipping the switch between gears now that it's hard to tell where my two selves end and merge.
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And this update tickled me. I find it rather endearing that you don't realize that you are indeed a good looking man. :)
Just stay far, far away from the "hey-I-killed-your-daughter's-rabbit-and-put-it-in-a-pot-to-boil-now-do-you-love-me psycho", okay? I have nothing I can wear to a funeral and I'd be mad at you for getting killed anyway. ;)
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I'm glad that I could make you laugh. I know that your mother makes life unbearable at times and I'm glad I could give a brief reprieve. I wish that I could say that it is humility that makes me believe that I am not very attractive, but I know it is my self-esteem. I'm working on it though.
I'll stay away from dangerous psycho, though if I didn't and were to die, you're not to worry about what to wear at my untimely funeral, as it would be a nudist affair. :)
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She does make my life unbearable. Luckily, my daughter, Mike and all of my most excellent friends make it quite bearable. I love you for that more than I can express. *HUG!*
I wish you all the best on your endeavors to work on yourself. I know how hard it is to change a lifetime of thinking and respect you immensely for realizing that you need to change some things and then wokring at it. As you know, you always have my full support.
Aw, damn it man! Can I at least wear a sheet toga so as not to blind people with my glaringly white ass? ;)
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