Holy shit, I can't believe I'm posting on here for like the first time in at least a year, possibly two. I just realized yesterday that I have been working at the same job for an entire decade. Yay for commitment I guess, but I'm a little dismayed that what was originally intended to be a part-time gig till I figured out what I wanted to do with ( Read more... )

Won't it be dull when we rid ourselves of all these demons haunting us that keep us company? And won't it be odd to be happy the way we always thought we're supposed to feel but never seemed to be?

Sparky

And how much of a dick is Kanye West? Seriously?

Sparky

So I guess some of you might be wondering why I don't post as often anymore. For any of you who've been fortunate enough to visit my household as of late, it won't come as a shock to you that I'm a little busy being a father more often now. Sadly, I'm actually slacking in that capacity as working a lot makes it hard to actually be around to do ( Read more... )

But this is totally not an April Fool's joke. Sparkette's going into the hospital tomorrow at 4 pm for a C-section, so by this time tomorrow night I will officially be a father ( Read more... )

Well, we found out it's a girl today. Her name will be Lillian Josephine, and she's due out to rock your worlds April 8th. Thanks to everyone for the well wishes!

Sparky

Sparkette and I are having our first child together in April of next year. And we get to find out its sex the first of December. I'm very excited and hoping for a little boy so I can teach him proper lightsaber dueling and comic book handling, plus I could get him into Thundercats and all the boy toons I loved as a kid. We've been holding off on ( Read more... )

Well, we did what you asked of us. We gave you a perfect trifecta of House, Senate, and Presidency. Don't fuck it up or we will take it away from you in a couple of years. :)

Love, The American People

Awesome band (You, Me, and Everyone We Know) doing a gig next Tuesday (Veterans Day the 11th) at Boney Jones or something like that over on the west side by Kerasotes theater. I'm buying a ticket next time I'm that far out on the west side, can't imagine it'll be terribly expensive (probably 10-15 bucks). If you want to go and hang out, drop me a ( Read more... )

Your friends, sparkythejester, made for an interesting party ( Read more... )