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[panciteria]

Dear Diary:
This morning a man on a motorbike turned his head four times to look at me.
My decapitated head and I are disappointed he didn't crash into a lamp post.

Comments

[panciteria]

You're a walking circus, that's why.

[panciteria]

Entertainment is always a good thing.

[panciteria]

Not when you're the one providing it, no.

[panciteria]

Maybe he mistook you for his mother.

[panciteria]

Yes, I'm sure that's it. I often go walking around with lactating boobies exposed.

[panciteria]

Don't confuse yourself with me, Freak.