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Sep 21, 2007 20:00

Dear Diary:
Is it romantic to say, "I wish I could grow mouths all over my body so I could kiss every inch of you at once"?

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panciteria September 21 2007, 12:06:26 UTC
About as romantic as a dead gerbil.

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panciteria September 21 2007, 12:06:53 UTC
I think it's passionate.

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panciteria September 21 2007, 12:08:15 UTC
Please. You'd think skipping rope was passionate.

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panciteria September 21 2007, 12:10:23 UTC
Is it romantic to say, "I wish to watch you jump-rope and imagine your internal organs jostling against each other in your exertion"?

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tatsu_kun September 21 2007, 22:22:41 UTC
possibly however REALLY romantic is "I wish I could grow mouths all over my body to swallow every drop of semen."

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panciteria September 22 2007, 05:06:41 UTC
Mmmm protein drink!

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ggg730 September 22 2007, 03:28:44 UTC
you take being crazy about someone way too literally.

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panciteria September 22 2007, 05:06:15 UTC
Oh I think he loves the literal crazy. :P

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ggg730 September 22 2007, 05:19:09 UTC
well i am cuckoo for cocoa puffs.

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panciteria September 22 2007, 07:11:01 UTC
Ooo I bet you are.


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dyames_d_lawyer September 22 2007, 11:39:57 UTC
ew

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panciteria September 22 2007, 12:08:29 UTC
Oh come on. Have a little sense of roomansah!

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dyames_d_lawyer September 22 2007, 13:01:44 UTC
it'd be like having hundreds of octopuses crawling all over you.

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