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[panciteria]

Dear Diary:
Today I was informed that the term of endearment "cupcake" did not suit me. Said informant suggested "septic tank inspector" and "fish entrails," among many other heartwarming nouns. He's obviously madly in love with me.

Comments

[panciteria]

Like I always say, when a man makes veiled references to your innards, he wants you bad.

[panciteria]

Yes, it's an unabashed admission that you make him hungry.

[panciteria]

I think "cupcake" is sweet. And necessary if you are to call him "Tootsie Roll."

[panciteria]

Mmm...Tootsie Roll.
If you call him that, you gotta walk the walk and not just talk the talk, hun.

[panciteria]

And set herself up for eternal licking? Clever.
There's no getting to the center of that roll.

[panciteria]

Sounds like a job for ME!

[dyames_d_lawyer]

fish entrails aint so bad. bangus entrails are actually delish. i like eating them.

[panciteria]

I love bangus intestine curls, too.

[ggg730]

he is obviously a psychopath.

[panciteria]

I know.
*sigh*

Psychopaths make my heart go pitter-pat, what can I say.

[ggg730]

hahaha. i dont believe for one second that you have a heart my darling.

[panciteria]

He got me a new one.