A rich and mighty Persian once walked in his garden with one of his servants. The servant cried that he had just encountered death, who had threatened him. He begged his master to give him his fastest horse so that he could make haste and flee to Teheran, which he could reach that same evening. The master consented and the servant galloped off on ( Read more... )

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So long story short, I looked up the Lyrics to Creeping Death by Metallica. Turns out, they are about the plight of the Hebrews (my peeps) in Egypt under Pharaoh Ramses II... the whole Moses and Prince of Egypt stuff. Leave it to them to write an awesome song about it. Because it's so good, here are the lyrics ( Read more... )

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This weekend I worshiped at the shrine of the Gods of Death and Metal - and they have blessed me ( Read more... )

So I sent hulabear a letter a week and a half ago... that's right, a god damn letter! Who the hell gets a letter anymore? I mean really, when was the last time you received a correspondence via (snail) mail let alone sat down to pen one? I thought it would be a nice gesture that would be genuinely appreciate; and it was! The sly minx didn't tell me she got ( Read more... )

So, we are entering that time of the semester which I like to call The Crunch. We have about 3 weeks left until finals week and everyone is scrambling to finish projects, papers and study. It's a terrifyingly magical time, where your work ethic seems to disappear as time speeds up to breakneck velocity ( Read more... )

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One hell of a weekend, if I do say so myself ( Read more... )

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