happy birthday ya big dumb german viking guy.

you know who you are

im such a stud, its so great

from bash.org

You know.
I don't get why so many vegans have some kind of a beef with me.
Just because I bring home the bacon, doesn't mean I'm egging them on.
It's so cheesy for them to milk political correctness.
The stakes are high on this one, but they're too chicken to meet any resistance.

civilization is a big joke. we're a bunch of monkeys with tophats pretending to be better than we are.

in other news, my cellphone is reactivated, same number.

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/02/22/international/i012415S46.DTL

990 pound, 39 ft long squid

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/2473/ymcajesuswm2.jpg

lmfao, take a look at that

Bout to go see Nightmare Before Christmas in 3D in Petaluma.

I'm pretty fuckin stoked.

ahhhhhhh, im sick and i wanna get lit but my brother took my car with all the dank in it. i still havent located my piece yet either. all i gots is pills, but they make me all confused and disjointed and it makes me frustrated. im all kinds of bored right now too i hate sitting around and not doing anything. i had to call in sick cause i was puking ( Read more... )

good vibes

saw borat, chick said the fat producer guy had bigger tits then her. i got the coolest fortune cookie it said "you will always live in times of interest" or something like that.

my pip is mia
and
i just had some of the worst mexican food
my carnitas burrito sucked on a whole different level