If you're a huge Transformers fan, loved the cartoons in the 80s and since, and you've been obsessively dreaming of the day Optimus Prime and Megatron will secretly consummate their forbidden love, then you should not go see this movie.
If you love special effects and action, worth the eight bucks.
Michael Jackson is not to be buried or cremated; instead, his body will be recycled as shopping bags. This way he can remain white, plastic, and dangerous to small children, even in death.