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cuz he was all fiend out
hi I'm alan! I like to give the peace sign and open my mouth real wide. I also like to post half-naked pix of myself on myspace. I like hallways. Bears are the shit. I wear yellow shorts every day. I like milwaukee cuz cranes make me horny. I live in a house made of peanut butter and pandas. it's like a bear in a honey tree in here. -
On the subject of eating ants
Dear diary,
Sorry I havent updated in awhile. Nothing important happened until today.
( What I did on my summer vacation (in hell) ) -
Oh, hey
Hey guys. Sorry I haven't updated in ten months, but nothing happened.
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WARNING
ATTENTION
I am in the middle of a server change! So if you are reading this entry, then there's a good chance my prior entries will have those little red X's everywhere. If you are not reading this, then you are skimming my entries again and are a disgrace to literacy everywhere.
Thank you for your patience. And dignity.
-Alan -
Petition
My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.
Here's a little gift from the bottom of my heart to you, the fan.
( Even though I can't explain it, I already know how great it's. ) -
Blame it on the rain
Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?
Today I was listening to the radio.
But not just any radio; no-sir-eee! The radio I was listening to was my local college radio station that, on this very night, insisted on playing nothing but music from the 1980’s. Now, how is that different from any other radio station on ( Read more... ) -
The Return of Marie: Episode Twenty-Seven
Historians continue to state that it was a year ago today.
Things had been sad around here. Time was almost up. Marie and I had only one day left on the trip. I had one day left to hold her. One day left to kiss her. One day left...
To tell her that I love her.
So we went to the zoo! Oh my God, they had anteaters and ducks and even okapis!
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