[Being the great communist nation he is, China wasn't about to listen to that child America. So with as much skill as he can muster ( Read more... )

[At first all you can hear is loud yelling in Chinese and the sound of something being thrown, clearly someone is upset. Then there is silence before the sound of movement and soft words in Chinese can be heard ( Read more... )

Aiya...This place just keeps confusing me, aru...

I really don't understand it at all still...

Aiya, I am surprised this place hasn't done anything weird lately, aru.

Oh that reminds me, Bong Bong...Um...Bong Bon...N-Never mind.

Come here when you can, aru...Bring Māo māo...If you like...

[Haru = Māo Māo]

No...This isn't possible, aru...

Kong Ming...He...He's not...

Get away from me, aru!!

[The sound of the bathroom slamming shut can be heard.]

He isn't, aru...No...

...This place is exhausting, aru...

If this is what UK's book is like I don't want any part of it, aru.

I need a massage, aru...But that would require me to go home. Hong Kong, would you mind helping me with some pressure points I can't reach, aru?

Besides that, thank you again Russia! Though I felt almost sorry for those demons... They seemed ( Read more... )

So...We don't know how we got here, aru...Or why...

So...What nations are here, aru. I heard that Russia, and...Prussia, right? You are here?

This place makes no sense, aru.

Zhè shì shénme! Where am I...This is not Asia, aru!

I have not been in a house like this, it looks European. Am I in Europe?

UK...If you brought me here, aru! Did you annex me?! Or is this some kind of joke!

If this is a joke it's a very bùhǎo one...When I find you, aru.

I want to know where I am right now, aru!

[What is this!, Bad]