"I Said I Like Them Dumb, Not Mentally Handicapped!"

[pandaxian]

I asked myself today what I would do if I couldn't go to Japan like I had been planning to do for the past 8 months. I decided within a matter of minutes; I'll go back home and be a stripper. Why a stripper? Oh it's not so bad a lifestyle, really. So long as you don't let the free booze get to you and make sure to pay your taxes on time. Besides,

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[bassgirl]

I want to go to Japan and take off my clothes.

Seriously.
My bf's band has been seriously considering a tour of Japan for a while, as they are rockabilly and good and would make a nice pile o' cashes. And what rockabilly band is complete without a burlesque dancer?? I've made a few friends with some of the burlesque dancers in Vancouver and Victoria and Seattle, and if the boys go, I Seriously Want To Go Too, and why not join in the show while I'm at it?!?!!

You should come with us. You can be our guide. And pick up my clothes after I fling them off. And make sure my pasties are stuck on so I'm not all nakked.

[bigyellowkorea]

this is baulz.
i added you to my new journal.

[pandaxian]

I added you back!