Due to a severe absence of exoskeleton, and a lack of other useful beetle parts I have made the decision to adopt a pair of antennae. I am currently in the market for a sturdy pair that are feminine and cute while still funtional ( Read more... )

I was pleasantly surprised to find that yesterday the most accurate Audri look-alike in comicbook art was staring up at me from the cover of Wonderland #1. I had ordered this book blindly, so I didn't even know what the art style was. I'm just an Alice in Wonderland freak. I've always wanted to be in a comic! Now some poor sap has unwittingly drawn ( Read more... )

I asked myself today what I would do if I couldn't go to Japan like I had been planning to do for the past 8 months. I decided within a matter of minutes; I'll go back home and be a stripper. Why a stripper? Oh it's not so bad a lifestyle, really. So long as you don't let the free booze get to you and make sure to pay your taxes on time. Besides, ( Read more... )

Edit: Alright, after two hours on the phone with tech support the problem is fixed! The only side effect was that I had to reinstall most of my programs because something was terribly wrong with my system. PHEW!!!

Unsuccessful gesture of kindness on friday. Stomach Virus and strip club on Saturday. Early morning farewell for Natsuki on Suday. All in all a full weekend complete with titties, my Andrew, and fond memories of Heartland beer, which no japanese person seems to have heard of, despite the fact that we can only find it in Japan. Why do 98% of ( Read more... )

It was just days ago that I was chuckling with the rest of the theater about the release of the Omen remake on 6/6/6, but I started to hear murmurs soon after. The religious people believe that this will be the day that the rapture hits the earth like a comet from space! "Oh...hmm" was my only comment. I mean, sure i'm nervous. You see, when I was ( Read more... )

I woke up today with the "My Buddy" song in my head. For those of you too young, or too foreign to know what that song is, i'll explain. Some time in the mid to late 80's there was a commercial. The theme song went "My Buddy! My Buddy! Wherever I go HE goes! My Buddy! My Buddy! My Buddy and meeeee!". Yes, I remember the song. I used to sing it a ( Read more... )

Yesterday a woman touched my ovaries. Her fingers actually touched my ovaries! All up on my ovaries! My baby makers got felt up! So did my uterus! I've never in my life experienced that, but my trip to the doctor yesterday was full of surprises. I was given 13 months of birth control pills, and told by the doctor that I need to stop going on and ( Read more... )

Papa Pocky & Toppo are off at the vet today with her little baby mogwai crew doing general vet visit stuff. I felt my heart sinking when I saw the phone display showing the vet's number. What happened?! Did they stomp my babies and sell the rest on the black market?! Did they all drink poisoned Kool-Aid in an effort to get back at me for moving ( Read more... )

Trying to vomit quietly in a silent house in the wee hours of the morning is probably one of the most challenging things i've yet experienced.