"I Said I Like Them Dumb, Not Mentally Handicapped!"

[pandaxian]

I asked myself today what I would do if I couldn't go to Japan like I had been planning to do for the past 8 months. I decided within a matter of minutes; I'll go back home and be a stripper. Why a stripper? Oh it's not so bad a lifestyle, really. So long as you don't let the free booze get to you and make sure to pay your taxes on time. Besides,

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[substitute]

holy crap, she named you after that movie? holy CRAP that's messed up.

cyberhug. what a crazy mother to have.

[pandaxian]

Nah, it's ok really. I mean, after 20 or so years the ability to be offended by that fact wears away, and you end up just pretending to be offended for show, because you know that deep down inside you really should be! I mean, who wants to be named after somethin like that?

Man, she was crazy as a bat in a wind chime store!

[pandaxian]

Turn that frown upside down!

Then go find a girl downtown!

Please don't dress like a clown.

Or else your girl will frown downtown.

-ah yes, my poetry is the thing of legends. Savor it, my friend!

[the_pirate_show]

As an objective and artistically-minded individual with a background in dance training, I hereby selflessly volunteer to help you perfect your routine. Hell, if you want an act that will short the brain circuits of every guy there... you can wear my Ghostbuster uniform, and keep the goggles on through the whole thing.

[pandaxian]

Don't make me rock the ghostbusters suit! You'd never get it back!

and by the way, i'm so glad there's someone else out there who understands the greatness of goggles. I have a pair, and my family always makes a big scene about it. "Are you going swimming? Why would you wear goggles?! As a fashion accessory! Come on, we'll take you shopping, just get rid of those things!"

It translates to "Come on, you're embarassing us by being way cooler than we are!"

[the_pirate_show]

There are some things worth losing a Ghostbuster suit for.

I have a pair of sunglassy goggles with retro flames on the strap. I wear them every damn chance I get. They allow me to pretend that I'm in Mad Max. Zoom!

[pandaxian]

Yeah, you could still walk around with the other ghost busters, and when people ask you why you don't have a uniform you could look massively cool, because your answer would be "I lost it to a stripper."

I have a pair of plain black goggles, they're cool. I wore them yesterday actually!

[soundofwater]

That's weird. I was talking about past life regression with a waitress last night, and I told her your Audrey Rose story. I think you psychically influenced me to do it.

[pandaxian]

I was with you mentally, venting my name angst into your exposed brain matter!

[teknotus]

I want to make $300 a night for just taking off my clothes. I already take off my clothes every day. I think that means I have lots of experience, and should naturally be any employers first pick.

The story about your mom is sad. *hugs*

[pandaxian]

You could be a man stripper, I hear that's more funner.