oh, deaf capitalism, you're so silly

[pandora_sage]

Sketchy Skincare Saleslady: This product is so great, essential oils, blah blah blah...

Me: Is it vegan?

Sketchy Skincare Saleslady: *pause: confusion --> smugness* No, but this product is so great blah blah blah...

In my head: I'm sorry, when a customer asks you if a product is vegan and you say 'no,' the sales pitch is over. Fail.

Comments

[pandora_sage]

Maybe she's trying to tell you something about her food. ;P