Cottle: We'll have to keep everyone in quarantine until I can come up with sufficient technobabble to explain letting them out. Or until they die, whichever comes first.
Cottle: I'd explain the virus' pathology in detail, but let me just summarize it using a lot of medical jargon that sounds cool. Since none of you is a doctor, you won't realize my explanation makes no sense anyway. Oh and while I was at it, I whipped up a vaccine...because I'm just that good.
Can I just say that my Cottle sounds exactly like this? I do believe he could have said exactly this on the show and I would have only loved him more.
Well, I just got some strange looks at work for reading this and giggling. Downright hilarious!
I particularly enjoyed "Cottle: You're really not the brightest crayon in the box, are you? What part of 'humans are immune' do you not understand?"
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"Lee: Okay, but after that can I kill them please? Laura: If you eat all your vegetables and finish your homework, your father & I will think about it."
Nice dry sense of humour you've got that comes through very nicely in these recaps!
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Cottle: I'd explain the virus' pathology in detail, but let me just summarize it using a lot of medical jargon that sounds cool. Since none of you is a doctor, you won't realize my explanation makes no sense anyway. Oh and while I was at it, I whipped up a vaccine...because I'm just that good.
Can I just say that my Cottle sounds exactly like this? I do believe he could have said exactly this on the show and I would have only loved him more.
Your recap has made insomnia worth it. Hilarious!
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I particularly enjoyed "Cottle: You're really not the brightest crayon in the box, are you? What part of 'humans are immune' do you not understand?"
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"Lee: Okay, but after that can I kill them please?
Laura: If you eat all your vegetables and finish your homework, your father & I will think about it."
Nice dry sense of humour you've got that comes through very nicely in these recaps!
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Thanks for making my day that much better!
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