when you don't post anything for almost three months, people expect it to be absolutely amazing. like in mall rats when silent bob has one line at the very end, and it's not really very rad, and i'm left sort of unfulfilled. this post is a lot like that. unfulfilling for both parties. and on such a cheerful note, let me begin. i'm back in ( Read more... )

i bowled at the magic stick for the first time in ages last night. melly mel was back in town, amy and laura and some gangsta rolled with us. the dollar drinks were no more. the abundant drunken scenesters were no more, the free bowling was no more, and the whole place seemed lamer than i remembered. regardless, we dropped it like it was hot. ( Read more... )

summer is off to a bitchin' start. i have a job painting houses for $12 an hour, i'm visiting rebecca for the first time in a year and a half, i divide my time equally between laura's new apartment, and my basement, playing playstation with robb ( Read more... )

i'm home. boys night out was refreshing. slurpees, candy, more candy, "cruising", more candy, and now television till we drop. breakfast at noon tomorrow. saganaki, be there or be square, gaywad (can you believe that i don't know a single place in all of chicago where i can get saganaki, and here it's on every fucking corner ( Read more... )

School's out for the summer!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck all y'all bitches!

hey summer, IT'S ON!

now for the first time on a positive note, here goes absolutely nothing!

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this just in: chicken noodle in the cafeteria for dinner. who knew?

the countdown: 3 days left in chicago ( Read more... )

the countdown: 4 more days left in chicago ( Read more... )