Hello panik. Thanks for taking time off from working on your website to have this interveiw.
-hey anything for you, self.

Great, state your name for the record.
-panik

How old are you?
-mentally or physically?

physically, STUPID!
-oh, 26.

What is a shirt ninja?
-A person that puts a shirt on his head to hide thier identity.

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Sorry to all my ninjalings that felt I tricked them in to being bitch slapped. I can't help it. I need to get my degree in pimpology. If you wanna help me become a master of bitch slappery. Click here! Don't get mad just think back to the immortal words of CURTYV! "Don't hate the playa! Hate the game ( Read more... )

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This is old but still worth the post.
-panikAs a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renown scientific journal - I am pleased to present the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus ( Read more... )

Last night, I want to see the Two Towers at the theater. But, who really cares about that crap. What my readers wanna know about is my quest to live my life according to the bling. I was at my local mall when I happened across my favorite store, Hot Topic. You are probably asking yourself what is a web celebrity like panik doing at Hot Topic. Well ( Read more... )

I know I said I would do add more ask panik on Saturday. I didn't have a chance...I'm a failure!! I know you will never for give me! I feel worse then the time I got picked last for kickball and ran behind the jungle gym to cry and be alone expect everyone followed me and just pointed and laughed. The more I think about it I don't feel worst then ( Read more... )

Sorry to all my ninjlings. I have been called from the fortress of solitude to dispense cottony justice for a month. It has absolutely nothing to do with my being grounded from my computer for surfing porn sites and getting caught! I can assure you of that! NO, SIR! Gotta go mom...err...the enemy is here. I'll leave it up to my friend, El Asesino ( Read more... )

It is time. You see since as far back as I can remember I have been writing prophet under occupation in my tax returns and it's about time I started living up to that claim.

All my ninjaling have spoken and really enjoyed my answering questions on my site. I have decided to add the ask panik section to my website. You can e-mail me and I will give ( Read more... )

HAPPY THANKSGIVING


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