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I don't like those “what character from some crappy show are you” quizzes and even if I was to do one. I would cheat until I got the one I liked and I wouldn’t put it in my journal like some big blue ribbon from winning the idiot pageant. Look, I took the “what biblical character are you?” and I got John The Baptist!!!! WOOHOO, look at me everyone ( Read more... )

It's kinda funny how I can take some harmless little shockwave game like Boom Boom Volleyball and become so obessed with seeing little cartoon character's titties that I will play it for hours and get sssssoooooo MAD. Then I win and I have gotten the ultimate prize the code to see the titties. I realize how stupid I have been for devoting hours of ( Read more... )

I know you have all been reading or watching the stories about abuse in Iraq. I just have a few things to say about this. I'm not shocked or upset about the pictures. In fact, that kind of stuff happens all the time on both sides. It’s only wrong because we are supposed to be the good guys and good guys don't do bad things. Also, we like to think ( Read more... )

I know you have all been reading or watching the stories about abuse in Iraq. I just have a few things to say about this. I'm not shocked or upset about the pictures. In fact, that kind of stuff happens all the time on both sides. It’s only wrong because we are supposed to be the good guys and good guys don't do bad things. Also, we like to think ( Read more... )

That's right, bitches! The second coming is upon you. Repent. Your foul-mouthed prophet preaching the book of bling has come back to tend to his flock. It seems my flock has forgotten me.

This is an all points bullitin...All Shirt Ninjas to China. We are going to infiltrate the SARS ranks and defeat the SARS!


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I have been working on some new websites and have not had a chance to come up with anything witty and funny to say. What I really would like to say is thanks for all the great e-mails everyone has been sending me lately. Asking about updates and general shirt ninja questions, like Do shirt ninjas poop? We got some new ninjlings in the group. I'd ( Read more... )

Recent negative portrayals in the American media have led to an unprecedented backlash in this country against your average, everyday, 9-to-5 ninja. As a result, many of us hardworking ninjas have been forced to go underground, hiding our heritage, our training and our very ways of life. If you find yourself in this position, here are a few helpful ( Read more... )