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My mother went out and bought the following for us...

About five no-names sidekicks (of course no name, probably tastes gross)
A can opener
A mini-chopper food processor thing
Some bow-tie pasta (like, 500g.)

All I have to say about that is... random?!

Good old wikipedia... (comments in parentheses are mine)

(For the curious, this post is my 'wtf bush' post, because he's taken to calling all terrorists fascists. In fact, apparently the free world is at war with these fascists. So, how exactly are terrorists that are trying to blow up planes... fascists?)

The term fascism has come to mean any ( Read more... )

EU abbrev. European Union; (archaic) bizarre festival where 25 men in suits ( Read more... )

( Giant Meme! )

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Believe it or not, there was actually a guano-related war once. The "War of the Pacific" (Chile vs. Bolivia and Peru, 1879 - 1884) was in large part motivated by control of South America's vast guano resources ( Read more... )

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Pantalaimon06!

1. Only one person in two billion will live to be Pantalaimon06.
2. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Pantalaimon06.
3. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Pantalaimon06.
4. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Pantalaimon06.
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Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ( Read more... )