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So a lot's been going on in my life recently. Well, it seems that way to me, I'm sure that these things could be boiled down into a tight package. I started working again, I got a job downtown in a basement ensuring that millions of men around the globe are getting their fix of small porn websites, which translates into me being a tech at a web ( Read more... )

Was listening to a replay of the Howard Stern Show just now and they were talking about how stupid and (in their words) childlike it was for Keith Richards to be running around, climbing up trees at his age and with how much money he has. The very next news story that was brought up involved a middle schooler who had been suspended from school for ( Read more... )

So I'm sitting in class right next to the open door listening to people outside in the lounge talk very loudly about the female reproductive system. "So then that's the fallopian tube." "Wait where's the uterine wall ( Read more... )

The surgeon general should make wine makers put a warning label on 1.5L bottles of wine that say 'May give you delusions of super powers.' Even a bottle that big doesn't get me all that far gone, it's a curse to have a high alcohol tolerance on top of having 50% more mass than the average male 18-30 bear. So update time ( Read more... )

My relationship with Amanda ended tonight wihtout her having seen me for over a month. I'm moving home to Houston very soon now, I will know more once I talk to my parents about everything. Now that it is all done, I don't regret anything that I did and I especially don't regret waiting for her to make her decision. I'm in good condition now that I ( Read more... )

I saw this article on msn.com a while ago and thought it was really worth the short time it took to read, it's written by a farmer and is called 'A Dog Man Gets a Cat ( Read more... )

A heavily filtered entry. I know and trust you all well enough to not have to ask not to repeat anything I say here to anyone but myself ( Read more... )

It feels weird doing this after so long, but I think it's about time I made an update. Two weeks ago tomorrow, a friend of Amanda's (thank you Mr. Alex) was able to get ahold of me and I found out that Amanda had been in a bad car accident the day before. Here's the long story of it made short; she almost died, but is now well on her way to a full ( Read more... )

So I'm in Houston until Jun 12th, the weather here is nice.

Oh and also in case any of you haven't seen or heard of this site yet, it is disgusting yet hilarious to me.

www.savetoby.com