ARRR MATEY, I BE THE TIPSY BUCCANEER! SHOW ME YER BOOTY ER WALK DE PLANK!

[panthergrrrl26]

I'm typing this through one eye. Apparently I gave myself a shiner on my little battle with the sink and it's continually swelled for the past two days. Even with a black eye and a giant knot on my head I'm like Jay-Z - big pimpin

Comments

[frankdbunny]

feel better :(

[lordhoratio]

I've been reading your journal this afternoon, and I just wanted to say, I find you absolutely fascinating.

Cheers.

[panthergrrrl26]

It's like a gruesome car wreck, isn't it?

[lordhoratio]

Yes, but it's a very well-written gruesome car wreck.

[scintillated]

Whoa, how can you walk in those...drunk?! I can't walk in those types of shoes at all!

[panthergrrrl26]

Practice. Many years of practice.

[chicky824]

*mourns for the loss of your shoes*

[silence_killz]

I'm glad I laugh at my own jokes or else no one would.

lol, that was the coolest line in your post. can i use that? i can't believe i get to read your stuff for free, haha. you're the coolest. and i thought you swore off lawyers. what's up with that?...

(b(r(i)a)n)

[panthergrrrl26]

People gank my quotes all the time, I don't mind. And after this cancellation I believe I will in fact swear off lawyers for good