Girl, if you were Gravy, You'd Definitely be Giblet

[panthergrrrl26]

I failed woman school. They handed out the aprons and oven mitts the first day, but I obviously missed roll call. I follow a philosophy that anything instantly tastes better when doused in hot sauce. My creative meal base begins with a packet of ramen noodles. Adam once handed me a broom at work and as I stared blankly at him I wondered "What

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[chicky824]

I HATE the sound of the vacuum. I think it goes back to when I was little and whenever my mom was vacuuming it always turned in to yelling bc my room was never clean enough for her to vacuum.

I'm also comforted by the fact that someone else shares my lack of cooking skills. :)

[illmantrim]

sounds like a great deal of fun that may require the prescense of fire prevention equipment - grins

[lovely_lila]

No Worries....domestication has been an area where I have been sorely lacking for the better portion of my life.

but other than that none of them should've been worth more than ten minutes of my time. Yes, I'm a bitch. But I think I have to be.

I don't think you are. I would be more inclined to say realistically selective. Yes...I like that better.

<3

[pain_method]

don't you WORK in a kitchen? remind me to never hit your place of business and order anything but beer.

[panthergrrrl26]

yeah but here's the thing about me and work - I never screw up the food, but I injure myself no less than fifteen times a night. It's pretty funny to witness

[drummerfrank]

Wow a gold star for effort! That takes me back to a time when all the little bastards around me got gold stars and alls I got was a swift kick. How I crave the star...

[panthergrrrl26]

Don't worry, I never got the gold stars either. Just a wicked stomach ache from eating so much paste