When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven -George Bernard Shaw
The mysterious orange squirts in the bathroom are mom's sunless tanning spray misses. I guess instead of her legs they are hitting the door, walls, and occasional bathroom towel
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