"Hal, open the pod bay door" "Im sorry dave, but I cannot do that"

2001 A Space Odyssey - fucking insaaane

"This is the story of howard beal, the first known instance of a man killed because he had lousy ratings"

Attention WORLD. I have shitty news.

8.5 million people play World of Warcraft. Only 6 million people live in Washington. That's just not right.

Thank you for your attention.

Just so you know... Im not going to Rome. It was about time something didnt go my way.

This morning, I was coming back from the IMA (which apparently doesnt open till 11am, so really I came back from outside the IMA). Im crossing the street outside of Newman, thinking about love and life and such ( Read more... )

This is reason #129 of why I love my macbook. And why I love my job. Watch it. God wants you to.

edit: I am an idiot. Here's the link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_Dn61RxQcM

attention... I have a macbook... The world will be ending shortly.

tonight, i played a nintendo wii. It was glorious.

Gorram kids puking during Mass. Why would a parent bring a sick child? Ugh... What a way to end a weekend that was never really a weekend.

Martini tastes like doctor's office.