the wonders of fishing in large lakes is key to the popular thesis of the people in sweden during the months of november and characteristically dwells upon the notion that all animals (including bears) are subject to mass visual and auditory hallucinations. That is to say, that they do not see us as humans, but rather an object of uncontrolable ( Read more... )

i won a big ole bottle of vodka at drue and rue and drew and rew's dance party last weekend for my sweet sweet skills on the dance floor. I am great, but i dont need to tell you who already know. because you know. so its raining. and its wet. and i am in it. the rain and the wet, that is.

i can't wait to get a domain name!!! Finally I will be free of the clutches of GEOCITIES!! I'm pondering a couple of names. dasbeaverlogs.com... justlogs.com... lonelyrobotdancemix.com... skirtbank.com... frenchengel24.com... logstod.com... preciousbellies.com... cowbellies.com... pantslogs.com... malebranches.com...

LJ Interests meme results

1. 1984:
   the most nonmemorable year i've ever lived in.
2. animation:
   yes
3. comics:
   sequentially fantastic
4. divorce:
   happens all the time
5. gender:
   is misunderstood and overrated

So on Friday there was a party here at the humble abode. Many things were broken. The PoPo Piggs showed up and said hey, break up the joyous festivities. So we got everyone out so that we wouldnt have to pay a two hundred dollar fine. Twenty minutes later, another batch of different officers of the law showed up just to tell us that there is a ( Read more... )

in the backyard there is a pear tree and an apple tree. They shed. When I stand outside, I am in constant danger of either a pear or an apple falling on my head. One day, I will eat a pear or an apple merely to spite their existance. But not yet, for they are rotten.

I went to Ottawa. In the Canada. I returned from it today. One time, at Ottawa, I wasn't wasted. But that didnt last long.

Nightime. Driving. Rain. Too much rain. I can barely see with the windshield wipers at full blast. Head lights unhelpful. But what do I care, I have a death wish. I can still remember when it was all fine. Before my death wish. Before I wished for death. When life was what I wished for, and I lived without thinking about a death wish. ( Read more... )

So i went to a zombie party the other night and drank the force and got shot with a pellet gun one, two, three times. Once in my hand. Once in my MAN chest. and once, point blank in my face.

I like Newcastle Borwn Ale. While it might be a little expensive, it is nonetheless delectible. I also like standing on the side walk and watching cars pass. I like to look at the drivers and out of the corner of my eye see the surroundings become really blurry while the driver remains completely in focus. If only those people piloting cars ( Read more... )