Chris Brown (pretty much) beats up Rihanna.

Sources far more credible than TMZ are refusing to admit that the woman Chris Brown assaulted WAS actually Rihanna, but I guess it makes sense since they both missed the Grammys and whatnot.

Everyone is saying things about it like, "Holy crap, Chris Brown! It's wrong to hit a woman!" That bothers me a ( Read more... )

Here's what happened today in art class!

Me: *whips out pictures of cool cubist paintings I found on Google to have teacher okay for next project* :D :D :D
Awful Bitter Hag Art Teacher: And what makes you think THESE are Picasso from 195blah-19blahblahblah?
Me: FUCK YOU! *stabs her in the jugular with sculpting tool and runs away***
**Denotes ( Read more... )

Got a little time to kill before work, so I'm starting a series of lists of things I like, because I like things and I like lists.

Top 10 Favorite Cereals1.) Froot Loops ( Read more... )

A text conversation between my dad and I this morning.

Me: Happy Obama day!! :)
Dad: Bah

Hahahahahhaha.

It's been between -9 and 11F for the last couple of days. I've spent Monday and Wednesday running across campus and freezing my ass off, but it hasn't been so bad ( Read more... )

I feel cleansed.

:)

I got my textbooks todaaaaaaaay. *falls backward into a giant vortex of debt ( Read more... )

Lauren, I tried to get a picture of my mouth for you, but it was really hard to get enough light toward the back of my mouth. It was really hard to focus the camera while pointing it at my face, so I only got one semi-crappy shot for you. XD

( Cut for grossness )

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH I MADE MY MOUTH BLEED WHEN I BRUSHED MY TEEEEEEEEEEEEEETH!!!!

Ow ow ow ow ow. OW. Fuck.
The lower right...incision/hole in my gums has been bothering me the most. It was really bad last night and all day today. My painkillers made me drowsy so I was a zombie all day at work. I sat around reading Breaking Dawn. I got about 500 ( Read more... )

I think one of the stitches in my gums is falling out. X___X
OW.

Going to bed with an ice pack now. I just got done watching Bridget Jones with my mom for the millionth time. I love that movie... I have to get up at 7 and go to work all day. There's an ice storm coming. Hopefully it will be slow and I can sit down and read and take painkillers the ( Read more... )