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      Sometimes coming up with a to-do list can do more harm than good, especially when it induces a panic attack. I like them when they're short enough to fit on a Post-It note and the most pressing matter is "buy batteries." I don't like them when they total in the low twenties and include "start researching your 20-page term paper on the ( Read more... )

      It's been a full week and I'm having a hard time settling into my normal routine of sublimating lonliness via coursework. I actually missed a quiz on Tuesday because I thought it was scheduled for the following week. It's a big lecture class so I was surprised when the professor emailed me asking what happened. I haven't responded and I don't ( Read more... )

      Have you ever felt like you've stumbled into a different dimension? Maybe you've been there for a while. Maybe you've never been anywhere else. Then suddenly it hits you and you're afraid of things, even of the things that used to make you feel good. Safe things. Suddenly they're not safe. Suddenly they're not even there. They pop out of ( Read more... )

Here are some pictures from the trip

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I'm not really sure how I feel about this trip anymore. It started out so well ( Read more... )

I feel old lately, all of the sudden. Like I've been 18 for years and aged 5 more in the past two hours. I'm closer to 25 than I am to 20; round up and I'm practically 30. And 30 is more than halfway to 50. I feel old. I am old. Not the kind of old a red sports car can fix ( Read more... )

This is why I love Stacy:

"tMY
GOOOD BEST FRIEND DAN I LOVE YOUY
MWAMWAMWMAMWA
COME VISIT ME IN THE ATL MOTHERFUCKERRRRRR
I LOOOOOVE YOU DANNNNNJY WITH YR NITERNETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW MESSAGES CAN BE BUSTSED TOO."

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Gather round, boys and girls, and listen to the story of the brainless roommate ( Read more... )