Sunday, December 20th was the best day of my life. Literally and figuratively.

Who has two thumbs and a wife?

THIS GUY.

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Lighting up a cigarette in a burn ward might just be the funniest thing ever.

People who set their Myspace profiles to private are massively lame. And that goes for everyone who might be reading this too. Sorry.

PS - I'm not sorry for calling you lame, I'm sorry that you are actually, in fact, incredibly lame.

Comedy Central is playing the Blue Collar Comedy movie again all weekend for the 75th consecutive week. How many times can you yokels possibly laugh at the same idiotic garbage? It's not even funny the first time. Halfway through I find myself desperately searching for bleach to pour in my eyes.

I take it back. I'm having a great time being home. Graduation was fantastic.

Also, I just registered my first domain name and secured web hosting. Internet, here I come.

Coming soon: www.counterfeitculture.com

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I just knocked over a bucket of change on to my floor. It looks like a piggy bank just ate the business end of a shotgun in here ( Read more... )

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      Busy busy busy. The last few weeks have been busy. If you'd like an idea of exactly what's been going on, know that I had four papers due on the same day (and, to add insult to injury, an exam the day before). You know you're too busy when it takes 45 minutes to compile your to-do list. You know you're a redneck when your gun rack has a gun ( Read more... )