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[paperdoll17]

kitten is well on her way to being a porn star. i kid you not. she has some kind of fetish with french kissing. at first i thought it was cute, but now i just feel dirty. like i've been used. once she gets her fill she just saunters off and i'm just left sitting here. i don't even get a phone call anymore...

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[xdownbyonex]

cat's are awesome.
mine is a butthole though.

[paperdoll17]

oh yeah? why's that?

[peeneypower]

french kissing? you're one of them crazy kitten sex fiends, aincha? i knews it. i knews it from the momemnt i sarw yas you was one of them kitten sex peoples.

[paperdoll17]

i don't know what you're talking about. that's not how i come off. everyone knows i'm all about sheep. c'mon...

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[mixiez]

"saves the day (heather, don't be a hater)" ahahahaha!

funny..haha!

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[paperdoll17]

hahhahahaha, you like that? ::kiss::

[flambukey]

wow, that's got to be a real burdon on your ego. your own cat doesnt even want a serious relationship...
i say, give her the cold shoulder, she'll come around.

[paperdoll17]

dude, i would fucking write her off if i wasn't so dependent. i know she seems to treat me like shit, but you don't know what she's like when we're behind closed doors.

besides, it's not easy to find such a great kisser...

[rspeed]

*once again, points at self*

[dorkettes]

the fact that you just admitted that you make out with your cat really freaks me out.

[paperdoll17]

whatever. you still want my body.