turd: sometimes vulgar: a piece of excrement. a contemptible person.

bitch: a malicious, spiteful, or domineering woman-- sometimes used as a generalized term of abuse.

about a week ago i made the final decision that i was going home for the arts fest this summer. and although i am enjoying my time here now (i.e. late evening wine dates with the 70 year old woman who lives across the street, and spending 4 or 5 afternoons a week at the beach), i can't stop thinking about how much fun this is going to be. i just ( Read more... )

mike's home.

[does a little jig...]

"shit happens and it doesnt matter. what matters is how you respond to it."

is it the second week in july yet?

i think i might very well hate salt. does that make me un-american?

"happy easter everyone. a big shout out to Jesus, for being super cool ( Read more... )

i'm done with it.

some boy at the plasma place told me i have hot toes. ...yeah.. let me explain why this boggles me: toes are not hot. especially not mine. my toes are chubby little things with toenails that are too small and look completely out of place. due to the fact that i HATE wearing shoes, my feet are always dirty. nasty even. don't even get me ( Read more... )

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i'm at work right now. doing nothing. this computer is so much faster than my 1994 IBM thinkpad with it's dial-up connection. maybe i'll pitch a tent right here. the carpet in this room isn't to my liking but life is about sacrifices, right?

p.s. prunes should come with warning labels.