the boy across the street plays trumpet. i was sitting on the sidewalk smoking a cigarette when i heard him. it was a little rough. he's played for maybe a year. i mean, i'm no expert, but i do have some what of a history in music lessons. my brother played trumpet. i played the clarinet. we both started when we were in fourth grade, so ( Read more... )

i got my tattoo.

kitten is well on her way to being a porn star. i kid you not. she has some kind of fetish with french kissing. at first i thought it was cute, but now i just feel dirty. like i've been used. once she gets her fill she just saunters off and i'm just left sitting here. i don't even get a phone call anymore...

on saturday i was flipping through the channels and decided to watch some of the fight on HBO. seth came over about 15 minutes later so i turned it off. i read in the paper today that the guy who was knocked out never regained consciousness. he died today. holy shit.

well it happened. i didn't really think that it ever would, but it has. i feel like an adult. today i made a dentist appointment. but not just any dentist appointment, oh no, my first dentist appointment that i will personally be paying for. out of my very own pocket. hot damn. i can't say that i'm looking forward to forking over my hard- ( Read more... )

i have decided that i am going to live off of ham and cheese hot pockets until i can no longer stand the sight of them.

...that just all around rule? yesterday was one of those for me. i had to be at work by 8am, and getting up was way easier than i thought it was going to be. i didn't go to bed until like 2am, so i wasn't sure that my body would even respond to my alarm clock. but for some reason i woke up 5 minutes before it went off. i was tired but that ( Read more... )

kitten is psycho. i'm not sure there is any other animal on the planet i could love more than her at this moment. she drives me crazy, and most of the time she's being clumsy or needy, but she's still just about the only thing in the world that can make me burst out laughing until tears roll down my face at 7:15 in the AM ( Read more... )

eating beef jerky while drinking V8 may cause serious indigestion.

i'm going to go vomit now.

i just got off from work. well no, that's a lie. i got off about 45 minutes ago. nonetheless, i was on the clock for over 12 hours. my body is tired and sore. thankfully i love my job. or else someone would have to die now.