Ivy League Mornings:
Princeton: yawn, feel like a geek, dress the part.
Penn: give Bob the Bum a dime, check on transfer papers.
Brown: smoke breakfast, say prayer for no grade system.
Columbia: deep breath of smog, take taxi to class.
Dartmouth: gargle moonshine, chop wood for heating.
Yale: floss, snort coke, come out of closet.
Harvard: wake up, bathe
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