Oberlin was way too liberal, Boston University is in a cold, expensive place, Washington State University is in a faraway, rural place ( Read more... )

They kicked me out of Sociological Theory because I'm not a senior. Although I will be a senior by the time the spring semester starts, I'm not going to argue. Obviously enough seniors (probably the graduating kind) need it to have them start kicking people out, so that's fine. Ceres, I'm sorry not to have a class with you ( Read more... )

I received the cutest joint voice mail from Malorie and Lacey. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY! WE LOVE YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" I barely could make it out because they were laughing so hard. It was great.

My family is too sick to come today, and Jenn and I are both sick anyway, so we're postponing the celebration. Two people had birthday parties last night, which made me feel lame because 1) I wasn't having one at all and 2) that many people have the same stereotypical birthday as me (well, I was two weeks overdue, so conception wasn't QUITE on ( Read more... )

On this, the twelfth of November, a month among my favorites, it has come to my attention that I have been asked to attend a celebratory affair in honor of a coworker whose birthday has come to pass. While I am pleased to have been invited, I fear that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to ( Read more... )

I think I have the flu. My family is supposed to come to the city tomorrow to celebrate my birthday with me, but they all have the same symptoms. It might be more fun to wait until we aren't hacking up snot ( Read more... )

Walking to the Broad Street ATM alone and braless at 1 am is pretty sketchy, especially when you take Grace ( Read more... )

My barbell fell into the toilet. I think that's cause enough to go up a gauge, not only because it was in the fucking toilet, but since it fell out in the first place. Six, here I come. I wonder if I can convince her to let me skip to four. Every time I go in, I don't even feel it. I'm okay with a little tearing because I don't plan on going ( Read more... )

This morning the clinic lab called and said that the routine blood workup they did last week showed high blood sugar. So tomorrow they're testing me again for diabetes ( Read more... )

Aww. Kevin just had to call my cell phone, say, "You're a whore," and hang up. He couldn't help it. Ever since I broke his heart by being such a bitch, leaving him unprepared and devastated, he's had to revert to his teenage ways. If only I had waited for a more opportune and convenient time for him ( Read more... )