So after a week of dealing with really childish residents, my boss at Student-Athlete Advising decides to be a huge bitch. It starts snowing on Monday and the University closes, but she still wants me to walk to Broad in the snow on the icy sidewalks. "To tell you the truth, it's not that bad out there," she says from her warm climate-controlled ( Read more... )

"Callie,
I’ve rechecked the APA information. APA has made a revision, so you were correct. Sorry for the communicating the wrong information. And thanks for pointing it out so I could learn from it.
Peace,
Erik K. Laursen"

I think he's my favorite teacher this semester.

This is probably creepy, but I know I'm happy in a relationship with someone who makes a card for my Christmas present out of a photo of Grace Budd with excerpts from Albert Fish's letter on it, describing the taste of her flesh and stating that it took him nine days to consume her entire body ( Read more... )

Erik liked my paper. He had a few useless points. "Can schools really teach this much in the time provided?" Well, what an original question. "Aren't schools in place to reinforce the status quo?" Probably, but the mission is supposedly to create a better generation and help society progress. Then he corrected my APA citation, which I plan to ( Read more... )

I know I should stop giving people my time and attention if I know they're only going to manipulate it, but I guess old habits die hard ( Read more... )

Aaron P. Goldmann just sent me an e-mail telling me about all of his newfound success as a prick and inviting me to an outing in the West End.

I feel like responding and catching him up. Just as you've always suspected, I'M A HUGE DYKE!

My sister writes anime stories online. Her keyname is iceheart220. Moving on ( Read more... )

The food was delicious, Jenn ate beige, and my mother kept the awkward innuendo to a minimum (I guess because for the first time in the history of embarrassing her children, she has no use for penis puns ( Read more... )

The Drag Ball was SO MUCH FUN and SUCH A SUCCESS ( Read more... )

Miscommunication is almost always the basis for entertainment ( Read more... )