I have to apply for my passport this week so that I'll have it time for our trip to London in March. We're going tomorrow to have the photos taken. Last night I cut my hair to about an inch and a half long all over my head. I didn't consider the passport photos at the time ( Read more... )

I think I need a bottle with a genie in it ( Read more... )

We each opened one gift tonight. My sister rolled her eyes at a handheld that can store her textbooks' information in it. I got a black puppetmaster suit. My brother opened the Legos I got him, and he's been playing with them since then. The whole family sat on the floor in the living room and built things together. Some neighbors came by, ( Read more... )

Last night was the first in months that I've slept without Jenn. It was really difficult and cold ( Read more... )

Well, all of my grades but one are posted, and so far they're all As. Since I had the worst semester of my life, I feel a little better now about the two Ws.

This just in:

Do not combine Grand Marnier Milagro margaritas, a four-hour car ride, Blacks, and a newly doubled dose of Zoloft

and then eat a real dead animal burger

with mushrooms and swiss

from SHEETZ.

I puked on Charming Road and then greeted her mother.

Take the first sentence or two from the first post of each month and you will have your year in review.

January: “Wow...some people...can just totally disappoint you, but also assure you that you didn't miss much.”

February: “Life is so wonderful.” <-- Don't let the line that happens to be first fool you; this entry was about being a drunk ( Read more... )

The poor maintenance man just spent a total of three hours in the apartment. This morning he came to fix the heat before Jenn went to work. He relit the pilot light and (ahem) plugged in the unit. We give lesbians a bad name because apparently we need men to tell us to plug things in to get warm. Whoops. But really, the pilot light was out too ( Read more... )

In the computer lab we Googled our names, and Jenn's returned a link to an article in her hometown newspaper about her perfect SAT score. Although it started out on the topic of academic achievement, it soon became more of an interview. An Evening with the Wards ( Read more... )

I have a 100 average so far in Education 476. Too bad I'm not enrolled for credit. Then I could feel better by having a 19.5 credit load and another A in the GPA mix. Oh well. It came down to paying $500 for an A. At first I thought that was ridiculous because I wouldn't bribe someone that well for an A, but now I'm feeling pretty crazy and ( Read more... )