It occurred to me that to Bunny, my picking him up from his cage must be like an alien abduction. It's usually to poke him, give him strange things he's never seen (like cornbread), or administer medication. Sometimes when I release him back to the cage, it's fresh and tidy and exactly arranged like it had been a week before...did he just lose ( Read more... )

Baby's First Foreign Visit went well. My fun was equal parts linguistic and gastronomic (despite 'gastro-pub' sounding like a bodily function, I'm giving the prefix an honest attempt). I have pictures of SMOKING WILL KILL YOU TODAY MOTHERFUCKER carton labels, funny street signs ("DIVERSION ENDS"), and the 'knick-knacky' interior of the flat Jenn' ( Read more... )

I'm okay with other people's toothpaste on my bath towel, semen on the vanity, overflowing tampon trash, rusty hair pins in the shower, etc. Emptying my shave gel and leaving the can in the shower is a tease, but I can use soap. I'm not all that keen on sharing my razor, though. You can get hepatitis that way blah blah blah. That should be my ( Read more... )

I don't know if this is a new thing or not, but now I can access my journal by typing http://paperpoultice.livejournal.com. This resulted in accidentally accessing "WW"'s journal. It was kind of weird.

The Six Feet Under book and Boy from Brazil CD came in the mail, but I'm still waiting on General Elektriks ( Read more... )

I heard Carol's a lurker, so I returned the favor. Nothing. She hasn't updated in months. But I got this great quiz result.


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Nip-Chee bit Carol. I don't feel bad for his loneliness anymore ( Read more... )

Use the passive voice so you can't implicate yourself as the agent of your own fuckups ( Read more... )

In the past week, we painted two rooms, retiled the bathroom floor, and caulked the tub. We had to have replacement tiles specially ground because they haven't made tiles like the ones in the apartment in over fifty years. I had to fill holes in the floor and then tile and grout it. Shit. The tile stuff is known to the state of California to ( Read more... )

We painted the apartment, rearranged, and decorated. We're not entirely finished, but it's cozy already ( Read more... )