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[papertableau]

My audition today was for a part in Chicago. I will be one of the seven merry murderesses of the Cook County Jail. It's a huge relief to not have a leading role. The pay isn't quite as good, but the spot light is hot- both literally and figuratively. I'm glad I don't have many lines to memorize. I just have to sing. I'm still rather excited about

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[7_of_swordz]

Tell me, will you be the one running the milkman through or speaking Russian?

[papertableau]

I will be the one dating the Mormon. She poisoned him with arsenic.

[7_of_swordz]

Ahh. Dangerous woman is dangerous. Remind me not to take you for coffee ever again.

[papertableau]

If I recall, you never took me for coffee to begin with. We simply had the misfortune of running into each other. And besides, it's not like we're dating.

[7_of_swordz]

No. You're one of them. Sure you are.

[papertableau]

Am I going to have to prove to you that I am indeed different from any other woman you've encountered?

[7_of_swordz]

You will.

[papertableau]

And what are you implying?

[7_of_swordz]

It may not be my business, but I will take it as I want.

It seems that our pretty little actress is not as innocent as she looks.

[papertableau]

Innocent? Is that how I come off?

[7_of_swordz]

Virginal.

[papertableau]

I can't say I've ever heard someone describe me as such. I'm not quite sure what to think.

[7_of_swordz]

Oh, you don't know the half of it. My boss? Might as well have me chained to the wall. I'm there for hours on end or driving around doing his errands.

Woe.

[papertableau]

Oh, it does sound wretched. Just relax on Friday then.

Though I'm still not fully convinced.

[7_of_swordz]

Thank you. I'm sure I'll be able to just let it all go. . .

I'm a saint.

[papertableau]

It will be my absolute pleasure to assist as much as possible.

Of course you are, just like I'm virginal.

[7_of_swordz]

Sometimes the airflow stops for other purposes.

[papertableau]

That's really just sad, and not impressive at all.

[7_of_swordz]

Who said I was trying to impress anyone? I'm being honest.

[papertableau]

Then perhaps you should become celibate. It would be a shame for a man as handsome as you to have a continuous stream of stupid comments coming out of his mouth.