so yesterday wasn't just about the ironic misfortunes -- the cactus, the mirror, the living situation. it was about life ( Read more... )

knocking my cactus off the coffee table was the first thing that happened to me this morning. then i got a letter from dwayne saying that he couldn't get me a single room in holden. on the upside, my class was only 30 minutes this morning, instead of the 100 minutes like it's supposed to be. i don't know where i'm going to live next year and i'm ( Read more... )

"i've got all these ideas, BURNIN' through my skull." -- jack black as lance brumder from orange county ( Read more... )

yesterday in french class, or maybe it was monday, i opened to page cent-dix to do the exercise as i was instructed to. to my horror and utter disgust i found a pubic hair lodged in the crack of my text book. now. i know for a fact that it is not my pubic hair, for several undisclosed reasons but mostly for the fact that i have never opened to ( Read more... )

there's this one moment that i always seem to remember. it doesn't matter the setting, nor the time, nor the external influences. it can be cold outside, or warm. it can be snowing, or raining. i can be naked. i can be clothed. the windows can be open, for all the world to see. it matters most when he's above me, that's when it really sticks ( Read more... )

so, college has opened many doors in my life; academically, socially, emotionally, etc. however, one such door that i find especially worth opening was the door to New York Bagel Chips (Sea Salt flavored). michelle is responsible for my new-found addiction and i can't say that i'm disappointed in this one. usually addiction has a negative ( Read more... )

what have i become? who have i become? this is crazy ( Read more... )

ok, so this is the day i've been dreading all week. if i didn't kill me, i knew for sure i would come out a stronger, better person because of it. unfortunately it's only 10:30 AM and i still have a long road ahead of me. the bad news: the guy at the single room sign up was really rude to me, and almost made me cry. but then i remembered you ( Read more... )

about three weeks ago, milena gave me a large bag of Kashi Go Lean Crunch. i decided i should buy some milk to go with it. so i purchased a 1/2 gallon of milk. i could only drink 1/2 of it before it spoiled. furthermore, the cereal wasn't gone before the milk spoiled, so i had to buy another container. this time, i decided to buy a pint of milk ( Read more... )

Can you name 22 people right off the top of your head? Dont read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 22 people ( Read more... )