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I have no words. Other than "fuck."
Among the many, many problems with the Iowa FAMiLY Leader pledge that Michele Bachmann and Rick Santorum rushed to sign was this line in the preamble ( Read more... ) -
Well, thank God somebody is being clear with the American people
With his "major" foreign policy speech in Washington today, Tim Pawlenty established himself as the most neoconservative member of the GOP presidential field, as well as its worst grammarian. Here is the title line of the speech ( Read more... ) -
Do they *have* elementary schools in "Real America"
And if they don't, can you even get reruns of Schoolhouse Rock ( Read more... ) -
And that's the scariest power of all
So the kiddo is really into Transformers right now. This afternoon, Becky pointed out a minivan that had a Decepticon sticker on it.
Seth: Is he a Decepticon?
Mom: Looks like.
Seth: What's his name?
Mom: I'm not sure. I think he's in disguise, waiting to transform.
Seth: What does he do?
Dad: His name is Suburbo. He steals your dreams. -
Overheard at bath time at the gallant household
Me: Ok, little buddy. Time for tubby.
Seth: Can I take my clothes off?
Me: That would help, yes.
Seth: Can I take my pants off and dance?
Me (shrugs): Sure. We'll just pretend it's Last Call. -
Three years too late.
Where were these guys when the HR douchebag at Tragedy threatened my livelyhood? -
So long as we know our place....
Seth: Daddy, fix my seat. Daddy, can you get my toy? Daddy, buckle my seatbelt...
Paracynic: (muttering) Aye, aye.
Seth: Daddy, you need to say 'Aye, aye, Captain.' -
What I learned while replacing a medicine cabinet.
1. There is no such thing as a standard sized medicine cabinet ( Read more... ) -
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Is it wrong to teach my son the days of the week by playing The Clash's version of Police on My Back?