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[iswaswillbe]

[God is in the Game Room. He's playing Wii Golf and the music system is happily broadcasting Queen and David Bowie's "Under Pressure". What do?]

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[foolreversed]

[doesn't really care that an old guy is playing wii sports.

but DUDE that song is CATCHY.

So after walking in and minding his own business he finds he can't help humming/sorta-singing along...]

Doo doo doo doo-doo-doo...

[iswaswillbe]

[Oh, Adachi. You should care when said old guy knows everything about you and isn't happy with it. God continues His game, not interrupting his humming.]

[foolreversed]

[SOB at least he's been trying to be a good boy these last few months God! ;;

Adachi continues on completely oblivious to any divinity (despite, you know... getting powers from a death goddess, getting influenced and possessed by a fog god and having his inner self manifest into a corrupted version of his country's legendary creator god...) but at some point during the lyrics he abruptly stops. Specifically at the part about good friends screaming "let me out". His brow furrows and he frowns but not because he's mad or upset... no, it's confusion he's feeling right now. A pretty big inner cord was hit right there with those lyrics.

So he just stands kinda dumbstruck scratching his head for a moment.]

[iswaswillbe]

[Only reason you are not being smited. >:

God pauses the game and looks over at him.]

You all right, son?

[foolreversed]

Eh? [he turns toward the voice]

Oh, uh... [rubs his neck sheepishly] I was just wondering what the song was called...

[iswaswillbe]

"Under Pressure". By the group Queen and artist David Bowie.

[foolreversed]

Oh... those guys. [his knowledge of them is very little but there's some there] We will... rock you? We are the champions? Some kind of rhapsody...?

[as for Bowie he's going to try and forget how he knows about him. Look sometimes when you're in the police academy your buddies get a little drunk and think watching weird American 80's movies like Labyrinth is a good idea............]

[iswaswillbe]

Bohemian Rhapsody. [And as if on cue, "Under Pressure" ends and "Bohemian Rhapsody" starts.]

The 80's were a different time. Labyrinth isn't the strangest thing to have come out of them.

1/3

[foolreversed]

Ugh, if stranger than that really exists, I don't wanna see it.

[foolreversed]

...Wait a minute.

[foolreversed]

...I didn't say anything about "Labyrinth".

[iswaswillbe]

Yes, you did.

[foolreversed]

No, I'm pretty sure I didn't. I'm pretty sure I know what I said out loud and what I didn't say at all.

[iswaswillbe]

But you said it anyway.

[foolreversed]

I don't know what you're talking about. Man, what are you? Some kind of mind reader?

[iswaswillbe]

Let's start with what I'm not. I'm not a man.