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Aug 06, 2011 17:42

[God is in the Game Room. He's playing Wii Golf and the music system is happily broadcasting Queen and David Bowie's "Under Pressure". What do?]

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jamesholmes August 6 2011, 23:46:38 UTC
[Now just who was playing that dratted music while James was attempting to find a quiet space for him to test out his wished for violin? With a rather miserable sigh, he trudges down the hall, having been wandering about the castle for that one spot, and enters the room, violin case in one hand and dressed in just a button up shirt and slacks.

Promptly ignoring the Wii he just levels this look at him, before his eyes are drawn to the television, which distracts him from his complaint.]

Is that...one of those Wii things?

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iswaswillbe August 7 2011, 05:08:04 UTC
[And here's where He bursts out laughing. Like. A lot.

You got one thing right, at least. God's current form is only what He wants you to see and far from what He truly is.]

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jamesholmes August 7 2011, 05:13:11 UTC
[Have a disgruntled James Watson staring at you like you're a mad man. Now not only does his back hurt he has to deal with being laughed at by a giant telepathic bug. Who was being rude and not even imagining him up a chair to sit in.

Only polite thing you know, a chair, especially if they're going to keep arguing over what exactly you are.]

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iswaswillbe August 7 2011, 05:17:32 UTC
[He'll do you one better. Pain's gone. His laughter soon quiets down.]

I can take on the form of a bug, but it's just as unreal as the form I have now. Human minds can't comprehend My true form.

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jamesholmes August 7 2011, 05:27:07 UTC
[How awfully nice of you, though he'll just give you a look, rather suspicious of being pain free.]

Is it a human mind can not comprehend what you look like, or that you choose to not share it for fear that you will be found out for what you really are? Not every Abnormal is what one would call, the pleasant to look at sort, Fire Elemental's burn the retina's of those who get to close for example. Is it we are not physically capable of handling it, mentally capable, or you just want to be a sneaky bugger and not want to share as you are to high and mighty on your throne of omnpotence?

[And for the record that mental image of a giant telepathic bug just turned pink with purple polka dots on it.]

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iswaswillbe August 8 2011, 00:38:05 UTC
Seven have looked upon Me. Six fainted. Of those six, one never spoke again. Another gouged out his eyes because nothing in the world could ever hope to compare. Two were condemned as insane by their families. Only one was named a prophet.

The seventh died.

I can assure these reactions had nothing to do with Me being polka-dotted bug.

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jamesholmes August 8 2011, 01:01:48 UTC
[And yet he's really not all that bothered by that information.]

And yet, for whatever reason you would presume that is the reactions of everyone you would encounter? That, everyone, man, woman, child, would react the same? Everyone reacts differently, not everyone can embrace the true nature of the world, if you are God surely you know that, yes?

[And well because he's having so much fun with these mental images, you just got downgraded to a hot pink cockroach, mostly to see what you would do.]

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iswaswillbe August 8 2011, 01:14:54 UTC
I don't presume. I know. I know everything you've done, thought and thought about doing, including what you don't remember or would find impossible to remember. Likewise I know of everything you will do and will think. Which is how I know you would fare slightly better than most if you saw Me, but you would still be utterly overwhelmed. [And by overwhelmed He means unconscious. At the newest image He just raises and eyebrow and laughs. What he says next sounds like a promise rather than a threat.] Keep up those bug images and I will turn you into one. You can acquire first-hand knowledge of what their life is like. Maybe publish a paper on it later.

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jamesholmes August 8 2011, 01:32:01 UTC
What we know is in and of itself a presumption based on facts that we see around ourselves. Just because we think we know something doesn't mean we do, about life, about science and about people. Though I am flattered that you say I would fare better then most. [And well its better then like being killed outright. And well he is a scientist...he had to push a thought.] And I would tell you that you just have a god complex. But first hand knowledge is always nice, but I wouldn't publish a paper on it, surely you know I don't do that. I would document it however.

[Though with that threat, he'll upgrade his thoughts to an image of a sugar glider just to be safe.]

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