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[Given that Max has spent two years in the castle, was built to pick things up quickly and doesn't sleep, it's totally feasible that she's learned to play the guitar in that time. And not only did she learn to play the guitar -- she also picked up songwriting as well.
Warning: She can neither sing, nor write songs. But she can actually play the guitar. Needless to say, she flips open her journal on the stool next to her in Paradisa Perk, and strums up]
Ladies and gentlemen, this ... is Smelly Cat.
♬ Smelly Cat, Smelly cat what are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, smelly cat it's not your fault... ♬
♬ They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favorite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses. ♬
Everyone!
[and everyone is supposed to join in with her on this one]
♬ Smelly cat, smelly cat what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat it's not your fault! ♬
[a pregnant pause]
Thank you.
[and there will be all the applause. When she's finished she'll close the journal and step down mingle at Paradisa Perk. But you're more than welcome to leave your complaints praise over the journal for her to respond to later.]
Warning: She can neither sing, nor write songs. But she can actually play the guitar. Needless to say, she flips open her journal on the stool next to her in Paradisa Perk, and strums up]
Ladies and gentlemen, this ... is Smelly Cat.
♬ Smelly Cat, Smelly cat what are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, smelly cat it's not your fault... ♬
♬ They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favorite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses. ♬
Everyone!
[and everyone is supposed to join in with her on this one]
♬ Smelly cat, smelly cat what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat it's not your fault! ♬
[a pregnant pause]
Thank you.
[and there will be all the applause. When she's finished she'll close the journal and step down mingle at Paradisa Perk. But you're more than welcome to leave your complaints praise over the journal for her to respond to later.]