[you thought he was dramatic and awesome as an evil mastermind? You should see him as a pirate!]
Yaaarharharhaar!!
[metal sword-drawing sound!]
Ahoy! There be a whole castle and city ripe for the plunderin,' and I mean to take it all!
Join me in the street, all ye scallywags looking to become great men o' fortune, or step aside and tuck yer tails against yer bellies!
I be Billy the Blackhearted, and--with or without nary a crew--I take what I will from this landlocked hellhole!
[glass breaking]
((ooc: Open post! Mod approved, more info
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