The Bones Just Snapped . . .

[paradise_loser]

I write my comprehensive exams in two weeks. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Who is willing to break one of my legs for me. I have the steel pipe and alcohol. All you have to do is close your eyes and swing.

Comments

[flyingbuttress]

Oh, dear Matt!! I'm so sorry you're panicing, but don't, baby!! You are so brilliant, you could not study, go in there after a three night bender, STILL DRUNK and ace the dame exams. 110%.

Love Ellie.

[paradise_loser]

Thanks FlyingB. I don't know about before the exam, but a three night bender is definitely in the works for after. I figure I will need to annihilate my memory of writing the thing (or celebrate if Larry Luck is on my side). Hopefully I can continue the party all the way into Kitchener and see your butt. It's been awhile.

[jihad4dummies]

I'm bringing kool aid. Not saying its poisoned, not saying it isnt. Just saying we can drink it if necessary.

To allay my anxieties I keep saying, who cares, its just school. The Toucan will let me drink afterwards regardless of my performance.

[paradise_loser]

"who cares, its just school. The Toucan will let me drink afterwards regardless of my performance"

Amen to that brother. Except for sporadic moments of terror, this too is my general feeling. An extra three months to be paid to read books. whateva.

hope you're doing well.

[pistoll]

I agree with both of you ... at least during those (all too rare) moments when I remember what an incredibly privileged life I lead(i.e. random brunching (see jihad's lj), random socialising and random nights swimming in the pristine, restorative waters of the Cataraqui ;-)

Mmm. Jonestown kool-aid. Won't Sylvia be surprised?

[paradise_loser]

Probably a glass of the Cataraqui's own pristine nectar would do the trick of the kool-aid. 11 days. fuck. See you at the Toucan after.