I want a realdar. It would be like a gaydar, only it would hone in on "real" people. You know, people who have a clue, who have their eyes open, who aren't afraid of their own potential depth; people with internal conflicts that go beyond what purse to buy; people who regularly hurt, love, and laugh; people who are varied; people who are warm ( Read more... )

I want
      To know everything
      To be interesting
      To live forever
      To make you love me
      To make it all okay
      To make it go away
      To understand
      To be comfortable
      To never be comfortable
I want
      To love you
      To make you smile
      To inspire you
      To scare you
      To comfort you
      To validate you
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Seriously, those 20Q toys FREAK ME OUT! I went shopping for Sean's kids' Christmas presents earlier today and got stuck trying, in vain, to stump one. I tried the bigger one that's more accurate and I could not get it! It guessed atom bomb after asking all questions that had nothing to do with a bomb at all. It guessed black hole ( Read more... )

I just blew my mind!

Is it possible to pretend to dance?!

While I'm blowing minds... If I genetically engineered an apple to grow inside out, or even to just grow its core -- would it be a vegetable?!

Penis.

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Through all of my years, all of my changes, my ups and downs, my dreams and thoughts; through all of my relationships and friendships, loves and losses, elation and heartache; through all of my philosophy classes and crappy jobs and sleepless nights, one question stays with me, ringing forever through my head:

Why buy a matress anywhere else?

So I thought, "Why did I eat two small pickles when I could have eaten the bigger pickle and saved the small ones for when I wasn't so hungry?"

EDIT: Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.

I can prove that God exists. Not a lot of it is original; I just want to lay it on the table, because I'm sick of people saying that there *can't* be any proof. (I think they mean empirical evidence, anyway.) Even *if* my proof is a failure, it is no indication that a proof cannot be made rationally.

Here is my paper. (<-- Click on that link) ( Read more... )

Fuck.

I want to invent milk cubes. They would be like ice cubes, but they would be frozen milk. Of course, you could put them in your milk. But you could also put them in your lattes without them getting all watered-down. You could chill your tea with them and your tea would get all creamy. Creamy. You could put them in your coffee to ( Read more... )