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paradoxlol

.034 | voice/spam.

Apr 10, 2011 11:36

I know this defies all kinds of Barge superstitions, but I'm gonna come right out and say it: I'd kill for a port right now. Having missed the adventure into a post-apocalyptic wasteland, the last time I even left the boat was in January ( Read more... )

.why is the barge illogical, .eames is the source of my headaches, .my giant inmate, .arthur is an excellent warden

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ourlastbesthope April 10 2011, 18:38:29 UTC

Hm. I thought that one was fun.

paradoxlol April 10 2011, 18:44:01 UTC

Who knew you had secret dreams of domesticity.

ourlastbesthope April 10 2011, 19:14:42 UTC

Well, I guess they're not so secret now, are they?

I actually meant the other one.

paradoxlol April 10 2011, 19:31:57 UTC

Oh yeah, the one that gave you delusions of being an action star.

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batmanschmatman April 10 2011, 19:02:27 UTC

Well, I guess now we know who to blame for our upcoming gender bending port.

paradoxlol April 10 2011, 19:32:27 UTC

Guilty as charged, Dick.

batmanschmatman April 10 2011, 19:36:08 UTC

So, would you take another adventure in some potentially post apocalyptic setting, or are you not quite that stir crazy yet?

paradoxlol April 10 2011, 19:40:32 UTC

At this point, I'll take what I can get. I wouldn't say no to a little action.

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Just when she was sort of vaguely starting to like you/think you were OK. >:| rayney_day April 10 2011, 19:03:44 UTC

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[Spam] paradoxlol April 10 2011, 19:39:15 UTC

[HEY. Arthur turns at the sound of the splash... and spots a fellow warden standing... where his clothes used to be. OH SHIT, HIS CLOTHES. Arthur swims over and dives down trying to retrieve them, and he comes up with an armful of soggy clothes. Thank god he left his iPod in the cabin.]

You know, I would have preferred a "hello."

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[Spam] paradoxlol April 10 2011, 20:35:37 UTC

[They're totally not. Arthur makes a valiant effort to at least throw them back onto dry land.]

I wasn't expecting to have such clumsy company. [LINEFACE.] I don't suppose you could do me the favor of bringing something to wear.

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needshumility April 10 2011, 21:14:47 UTC

Are they... really the only sort of places this stops? Where you're a woman or...

How do you define wasteland?

paradoxlol April 10 2011, 21:30:05 UTC

There were a few decent stops. Salem, Christmas in Germany... The Admiral seems to have a preference for extremes, though.

I didn't experience it first-hand, but it sounded like your typical arid, irradiated shell of a society.

needshumility April 10 2011, 21:36:16 UTC

[A lot of things and places he doesn't understand there. pause.]

Why were they decent?

paradoxlol April 10 2011, 21:42:52 UTC

Because they actually felt like a vacation.

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