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[paradoxlol]

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[rayney_day]

And I'm sure Coyo and her cosmic boobs would thank you for that disturbing sentiment... Thanks for the masturbation update, by the way.

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[paradoxlol]

I don't think she'd find it disturbing, because she didn't seem to have as many hang-ups as everyone else here. Her outlook made her a more appealing prospect than, say, you, although you are very physically attractive.

Oh, yeah, no problem. I also think you should know that I've washed my hands after both times, because cleanliness is important to me.

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[rayney_day]

That just... Makes it a...

Oh, God...

public. (also, ded of laughter, here.)

[mrs_persson]

I think the breakfast shift's need is slightly greater than lunch at the moment; correct me if I'm wrong, Iroh. Of course, we're top-loaded with the dinner shift and I really don't understand why we can't redistribute from there.

You are aware that Coyolxauhqui and her impressive breasts aren't with us anymore, yes? Also, don't you think that a partner would just exacerbate your injury?

public. (Haha, SWEET. I wasn't sure if it was funny or dumb :c)

[paradoxlol]

I'll put him on the breakfast shift, then. He can't really cook, and I think people will notice that less in the mornings.

I am; that's why the library isn't as appealing as it used to be. That and I find Ardent annoying and unattrative.

A partner will only exacerbate my injury if we engage in certain kinds of intercourse. I happen to think oral sex-- [OH WHAT'S THAT, CONVENIENT STATIC?]

[mrs_persson]

You think? I certainly noticed when your friend Mal was on the breakfast shift; the eggs were considerably better and not like unto a rubber eraser crossed with a sponge.

Well, I'd consider volunteering for a practical experiment, but I'm not currently in the mood. Which has nothing to do with you; I've just been in something of a bad mood lately, what with all the crap getting stirred up around here. Still it's definitely not an unpleasant prospect and I've given some thought to it in the past.

[She's going to be mortified later, yes.]

[paradoxlol]

That's a good point. Mal's ability to cook was just one of her many appealing qualities. It'd be unfair to hold others up to her standards, although I guess Hannibal Lecter will be able to bring some flair back to the kitchen so that I can stop making up excuses to replace breakfast with a cup of coffee.

That's understandable, and I just want you to know that I've given quite a bit of thought to the prospect with you in the past, as well. Feel free to contact me when you're in a better mood, and we can make some no-strings-attached arrangements.

Audio

[hourglass_twin]

How fortunate for you. I can barely masturbate anymore because most of the people I see look like rotting corpses, and sometimes when I try to masturbate, I remember for a moment how women really look to me. Actually, I could barely masturbate before because my brother always insisted on barging into the room at random moments to make sure I was still breathing.

So I usually end up studying instead.

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[rayney_day]

Whoa, whoa, whoa! What the hell, Raistlin...?!

Audio - When the flood is over, he'll curl up in his room and speak to no one

[hourglass_twin]

What?

Audio: XD

[rayney_day]

That was... I can't even tell if that's the cultural norm where you come from...

[hatestriangles]

[WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT, ARTHUR?] Wow, I really, really did not need to hear that.

[paradoxlol]

[IDGI PERRY, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? C:]

I think it was necessary to express my need for potential partners. Of course, you're not a potential partner, even if you weren't my inmate, because you're a straight man, so I guess you didn't need to hear that.

[hatestriangles]

[YOU GROSSED HIM OUT, ARTHUR. And because he's just trying to REPRESS right now he hasn't quite put this weirdness together with the flood announcement yet. :C]

Next time just... filter that shit or something, warden. Jesus.

[paradoxlol]

I don't see why you're so squeamish about it. You had to have known that I do it every day. Most guys do.

Private (WHY WOULD YOU POSSIBLY APOLOGISE FOR THIS)

[likedarkmatter]

Oh dear. Is Robert too busy?

Private (I LIKE TO PRETEND TO BE CLASSY SOMETIMES)

[paradoxlol]

I'm afraid that if I come to him too many times, we'll become something serious.

Private (THIS POST IS THE CLASSIEST THING)

[likedarkmatter]

That is an entirely legitimate concern. Not, I admit, that I've ever given 'serious' enough of a whirl to know if it has any upsides. It always seems needlessly messy to me.

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[paradoxlol]

It's something I have a serious aversion to, partially because of my lifestyle, and partially because I have problems letting people in. My experiences have always been messy.