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[plz_gtfo_dragon]

I could not loathe you more right now. You managed to be amazingly self important and pretentious while at the same time being utterly vulgar and open about soliciting sex. I am amazingly jealous of you.

On the upside, you look like a twelve year old girl who got hold of her mothers hair gel and nail scissors, and that makes me feel better about myself.

[paradoxlol]

I think you look kind of like an aging drag queen, so I'm not bothered by your remarks about my appearance.

[plz_gtfo_dragon]

I'm thirty two, and in next port we hit I'm buying Perry a beer to thank him for the number he did on your ribs.

[paradoxlol]

I'm just saying that the color combination of your hair and your suits really wash you out. I would have put you in your late thirties, maybe early forties.

[emptyyourself]

When the book club decided to read Peter Pan, I worried that engaging in their communal activity might lower my intelligence.

Also, I think I'm better than Armand St. Just. I can't help it. I really try, but I greatly dislike how he constantly whinges at my wife.

I worried that he might spend a lot of the time in the book club on whining and I really didn't want to expose myself to that.

I think there should be two book clubs: one for people who don't like insipid and derivative books, and one for people who do. Then it would be fair and I would never have to interact with Armand.

[paradoxlol]

I support this idea, if only because I find a lot of people here pretty annoying, and this will minimize my contact with some of them.

[emptyyourself]

I didn't want to know about your masturbation habits and have chosen to ignore what you said. I hope you find this an acceptable way of handling the situation.

[paradoxlol]

I find it acceptable, although I don't see what the big deal is.

This post is just.. cracking me up.

[you_run_i_chase]

You know, it's too bad you didn't say something before the shitty flood. I might have offered if there wasn't so much awkward there.

[Parker's not affected, she's just being Parker-like.]

[paradoxlol]

I don't think this is awkward.

[you_run_i_chase]

Really?

[paradoxlol]

It might be for other people, but I happen to think I'm more confident than them.

[betrayalswager]

... why would you possibly offer any of this information to the public?

[He's unaffected and could not be more baffled.]

[paradoxlol]

I happen to think it's important to explain why I need something to keep myself occupied with, and it helps potential partners know I'm interested in pursuing something quick and casual, which is a plus.

[betrayalswager]

Are you so desperate you would offer yourself to any 'potential partner' who happens to read this? ... And you're a warden?

[paradoxlol]

I'm not desperate at all, since I get pretty regular sex from a friend. Really, I'm just looking for variety and a fun diversion. Obviously, any attraction has to be mutual, and I'm actually pretty picky.

And yeah, I'm a warden. Having a healthy outlook on sex doesn't make a person an inmate.

[thegooddrjones]

You should be careful which sort of sex acts you engage in. I don't want to receive a call you were having sex and your broken ribs broke more and collapsed your lung.

That would be an embarrassing situation to walk in on. But not the most embarrassing.

[paradoxlol]

Don't worry, I'll probably limit myself to oral sex or anything with minimal thrusting.

[thegooddrjones]

Good. I am of the opinion that the entire barge needs to have more sex, be it alone, with a partner or multiple partners. Whatever makes them feel good and helps relieve stress.

We all need to relieve more stress.

[paradoxlol]

I agree. I think sexual frustration is a big cause of a lot of the problems here.