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.051 | voice.

Sep 26, 2011 08:48

( Private/Filtered Messages for the Admiral, Kitchen, Maintenance! )

.arthur hates the barge, flood: invention of lying, .arthur is a 'librarian', .arthur is an excellent warden

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Private- NEVER APOLOGIZE ourlastbesthope September 26 2011, 17:55:11 UTC

I'm much too busy today or I would offer. I do enjoy the sex, but I feel it's gotten much too exclusive on my side. I hope any sex you get from this isn't as good as mine because I would hate to lose that aspect of our friendship.

Private- OKAY I WON'T paradoxlol September 26 2011, 18:08:29 UTC

You don't need to worry, because it's very unlikely that I'll call things off while we're still enjoying ourselves.

I'll probably be having sex with Alice tonight, anyway.

Private- GOOD! Because this is hilarious ourlastbesthope September 26 2011, 18:30:02 UTC

That's reassuring.

Alice? I'm not sure if I'm jealous..or what I'm jealous about. You will probably enjoy it.

Private paradoxlol September 26 2011, 18:56:30 UTC

Why would you be jealous?

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whattheytellyou September 26 2011, 21:26:36 UTC

I would probably have had sex with you before I read this, but now I feel a little repulsed.

I don't know why it bothers me so much.

Maybe because you mentioned Coyolxauhqui and I don't like to associate sex with watching decapitations and ritual sacrifice.

paradoxlol September 26 2011, 23:03:37 UTC

I was too busy being concussed to watch any beheadings, so I don't have any violent imagery associated with her. Mostly, I found her to be pleasant company.

whattheytellyou September 26 2011, 23:11:21 UTC

I tried to avoid her after the invasion. I had just arrived when it happened and it still affects me even now.

I'm glad she had friends, however.

paradoxlol September 26 2011, 23:15:52 UTC

That's some pretty bad timing. I just fell down some stairs when the brothers went after me. A lot of it was a hazy blur.

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All of the humiliation, man... creatingalegacy September 27 2011, 00:36:26 UTC

You have it easier than some. I can't masturbate anymore. I don't have a healthy sex drive now and the capacity for sexual interaction was burned out of me, but I don't allow myself to masturbate either because I want to be above that and fervently believe I need to devote all of my energy towards a greater purpose. That's why when I kill or test people, I tend to get right up close and give off unintentionally seductive body language. I almost never even realize it's happening because I don't get off on it; it's just the closest high-intensity activity I have to sex ( ... )

whattheytellyou September 27 2011, 00:42:13 UTC

I'm not going to have sex with Arthur.

creatingalegacy September 27 2011, 00:47:03 UTC

Yeah, I heard you say that you were repulsed, but I have a hard time not feeling jealous and threatened when I think of someone important to me getting close to other people. That's why I acted abusively towards Lynn Denlon even though she was working to save John's life.

whattheytellyou September 27 2011, 01:02:01 UTC

I know. Don't worry, though. He looks like Rex and I find that weird.

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CHROMIE KNOWS WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT HERE strangehstorian September 27 2011, 04:37:20 UTC

I didn't know we had a book club!

paradoxlol September 27 2011, 04:39:53 UTC

I don't know if we still do, because I only hear about it every once in a while. I'm just at a loss for some kind of activity that I can use to look like an upstanding member of the community.

strangehstorian September 27 2011, 04:44:38 UTC

You should maintain a token interest in people's personal affairs. They will think you're a normal friendly mortal and not a threat.

paradoxlol September 27 2011, 05:07:24 UTC

Yeah, I do that, too. I think it's been working well so far.

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